Post Script

If anybody is overly concerned with the levels of cynicism on this page: don't worry. I'm sure The Steve will post something in the nearish future and it'll smell of puppy-scented roses. And hopefully won't insult.
Ah sure, I'm only having a laugh anyway. Begorrah.

Above is the Steve at the helm of his 22ft Bayliner cruiser, which he has unselfishly decided to maintain for the summer.

She's moored just off our pretty little workplace Hyannis Yacht Club, which also doubles as a complimentary tanning salon for 8hrs a day. Oh my.